A couple of interesting t-shirts: Zen Atom, i<3 lattice structures, What's Nu?, Vaarsuvius Quote, Schrodinger Cat, Einstein is my Homie
Of course, you can also shop for PhD Comics gear!

I polled 8 condensed matter theorists, 2 condensed experimentalists, 6 particle theorists, and 1 astrophysicist.
And no, I'm not the one who picked Jackson.
There's only us,
There's only this,
Forget regret,
Or life is yours to miss.
No other road,
No other way,
No day but today.
As you can probably tell, the majority of my friends are condensed matter physicists.
And here are my favorites:
"When you can't run anymore, you crawl... and when you can't do that... you find someone to carry you."
A few additional comments. I usually stop writing up goals over the weekend, to give myself a break. I also schedule fun stuff into my day (like read a non-technical book or watch a hockey game).
Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
There's no place I can be
Since I found Serenity
But you can't take the sky from me...
Some of my friends hold an annual party that's a great idea. They call it a "proposition" or "prop" party. All attendees are invited to study up on a candidate or proposition that will be on the upcoming ballot. At the party, we mix food and alcohol with discussions by the informed among us on each ballot topic. This is not a vitriolic debate, since by and large the group holds very similar views, but rather a chance for all of us to become well-informed about all the ballot options. Thought I'd share the idea since it's a great one. Maybe this kind of event will eventually crop up all over the place.
I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser,
I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out,
I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby,
I'm so fly, that's probably why it,
Feels just like I'm falling for the first time.
I'm so green, it's really amazing,
I'm so clean, too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me,
I'm so sane, it's driving me crazy,
It's so strange, I can't believe it,
Feels just like I'm falling for the first time.
Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost,
Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost,
What if I lost my direction? What if I lost sense of time?
What if I nursed this infection? Maybe the worst is behind.
It feels just like I'm falling for the first time.
It feels just like I'm falling for the first time.
I'm so chill, no wonder it's freezing,
I'm so still, I just can't keep my fingers out of anything,
I'm so thrilled to finally be failing,
I'm so done, turn me over cause it,
Feels just like I'm falling for the first time.
Anything plain can be lovely, anything loved can be lost,
Maybe I lost my direction, what if our love is the cost?
Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost,
Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost,
What if I lost my direction? What if I lost sense of time?
What if I nursed this infection? Maybe the worst is behind.
La, la, la, la, lemon,
La, la, la, la, lightbulb,
La, la, la, la, lamppost,
La, la, la, la, lump in my oatmeal!
La, la, la, la, laughter,
La, la, la, la, lullaby,
La, la, la, la, lollipop,
La, la, la, la, lights in the sky!
La, la, la, la, linoleum!
Listen to me,
'Cause "L" is such a
Lovely letter,
For words like
Licorice and lace
The letter "L" lights
Up your face,
So why not, la-la-la-la-la
With me!
The first method isn't realistic; we don't have perfect rectangular and spherical potentials. Perturbation theory doesn't work very well in highly degenerate systems (e.g. the high energy levels of a stadium billiard). So for analytic solutions to general problems, we can only use the semiclassical method.
The lecturer's insight was that the generic Hamiltonian in quantum mechanics is partly chaotic and partly quasi-periodic. We can deform a symmetric Hamiltonian or quantum system a small amount and if the system is in certain areas of phase space, the system still has locally conserved quantities (KAM theorem from chaos theory).
This sounds a little bit like Noether's theorem where you make an infinitesimal transformation which leaves the Hamiltonian invariant. Noether's theorem says that for a continuous symmetry like this, there is a corresponding conserved quantity. The KAM theory adds to this by saying that symmetric Hamiltonians can be robust to small perturbations, which break their symmetry.
A friend of mine raised the following objection:
Probably true, but don't forget scattering theory for the continuum, which has lots of powerful methods related to perturbation theory and semiclassics. Also the partial wave expansion of scattering theory is powerful even when the system is not spherically symmetric in the same way that the multipole expansion is useful for arbitrary current and charge distributions when considering radiation and other distant fields.
For fun, here's a Poincare section I made in a graduate level class on mechanics and chaos:
A measurement (as of linear dimension) according to some standard or system: as (1) : the distance between the rails of a railroad (2) : the size of a shotgun barrel's inner diameter nominally expressed as the number of lead balls each just fitting that diameter required to make a pound [a 12-gauge shotgun] (3) : the thickness of a thin material (as sheet metal or plastic film) (4) : the diameter of a slender object (as wire or a hypodermic needle) (5) : the fineness of a knitted fabric expressed by the number of loops per unit width
Hermann Weyl is the scientist who first introduced the idea of gauge invariance, but in a different context. He was trying to come up with a theory to unify electromagnetism and gravitation. For him, gauge meant "scale". He thought that physics might be invariant under a change of scale at the local level.
Weyl's ideas were a remarkable insight at the time, but unfortunately he was wrong -- his theory does not describe nature. In modern physics, gauge theories refer to physical theories that are preserved under certain local symmetry transformation. For instance, in quantum electrodynamics, the Lagrangian is preserved under multiplication by a complex phase (technically known as a U(1) symmetry).
But whenever you encounter "gauge" in physics literature, it might amuse you to think of railroad tracks!
You are a Social Liberal (63% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (36% permissive) You are best described as a: You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness. loc: (49, -50) modscore: (22, 38) raw: (2635)
Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating |
Now for the lighter side of life, check out this link to Boston's messiest office. MIT physicist Alan Guth was nominated for an office "make-over" last spring. Read more for the before, during, and after cleanup pictures. Guth is famous for his contributions to cosmology. They are said to be important enough, that if verified, he would probably win a Nobel Prize.
Peggy Noonan, who wrote speeches for President Reagan, said she had a three-stage reaction to working in the White House.
Stage One: I hope nobody figures out how stupid I am.
Stage Two, after few months in the White House: Hey, I'm as smart as everyone else.
Then a few months later came Stage Three: Oh my God, we're in charge?
A Prayer for Owen Meany is a novel about faith and the meaning of life and lack thereof, set during the Vietnam War Era. I've never read anything by John Irving before, but apparently he is quite a famous author worldwide (incidentally more popular in Europe than here in the United States). Irving has been called a Dickensian author and rightly so. His characters are larger-than-life and well-developed. Irving uses language cleverly and grabs the reader. He also makes maximum use of the flashback to drive home his theme of faith; the events are mostly in chronological order, but they jump around a little.
The story is about an abnormally small boy named Owen Meany who grows up into a Christ-like figure. The narrator is Owen's best friend, who gradually becomes a "believer" in miracles. I found the first 3/4 of the book fun, but not striking. However, the ending was shocking and moving. It made me want to go back to the beginning and read the book over again. Overall, a very well-written story with a strong, moving message (no, I won't give it away).
Blink is a pop-psychology book, but well-written compared to others in the genre. The theme of the book is the split-second decision or judgment. Gladwell doesn't really have a coherent message, which makes the work feel more like a biography of split-second decisions. He says that sometimes quick decisions can be amazingly accurate or incredibly wrong, depending on the situation and the knowledge of the observer. The lack of a strong conclusion may be disappointing to some, but as a scientist, I was relieved to read a book that didn't make grand statements and I appreciated Gladwell's patience and throughness in covering all the nuances of his subject. Gladwell has a gift for researching vivid examples and writing eloquently. For once, I wasn't bored by a popular science book.
Most of my posts are of several forms: comments on other things people have written, links to things other people have written or created, explanation of an idea (my way of teaching myself), and my original thoughts (rarely). You can see a pattern here. This blog is mostly me writing to myself! It's like my personal scrapbook, so I don't publicize it. Hmm, maybe I am a little bit of a narcissist.
Supper time
I should set the table
'Cause it's supper time
Somehow I'm not able
'Cause that man o'mine
Ain't comin' home no more
Supper time
Kids will soon be yellin'
For their supper time
How'll I keep from tellin'
Them that man o'mine
Ain't comin' home no more?
How'll I keep explainin' when they ask me where he's gone?
How'll I keep from cryin' when I bring their supper on?
How can I remind them to pray at their humble board?
How can I be thankful when they start to thank the Lord
Lord!
Supper time
I should set the table
'Cause it's supper time
Somehow I'm not able
'Cause that man o'mine
Ain't comin' home no more
I'm so unhappy
What'll I do?
I long for somebody who
Will sympathize with me
I'm growing so tired of living alone
I lie awake all night and cry
Nobody loves me
That's why
All by myself in the morning
All by myself in the night
I sit alone with a table and a chair
So unhappy there
Playing solitaire
All by myself I get lonely
Watching the clock on the shelf
I'd love to rest my weary head on somebody's shoulder
I hate to grow older
All by myself
and the original title: "Some thoughts from a quantum mechanical engineer."
Please let me know what you think and/or give me your favorite idea.
- qmechanic
Additional note added 5 February 2005:
Amoebe thought my ideas were lame, so I have came up with the accurate but unexciting title above.